I think I skipped one, but whatever.

I stole this from Masa, as usual.

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Have a Break. Have a Lukas. (OMG, that really symbolises me for some reason or the other.)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
All You Add Is Lukas. (Hey nr 1, I know you're being awesome and imma let you finish, but this is the best slogan of all time.)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Monsieur, with this Lukas you are really spoiling us. (I have no words for this.)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Think Once, Think Twice, Think Lukas. (I can agree with that one.)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Lukas Really Satisfies. (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA * 10^infinity.)

6. To someone you dislike?
To Our Members, We're The Fourth Lukas. (I don't get it...)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
You Can Be Sure of Lukas. (That seems out of context.)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Don't You Just Love Being In Lukas. (That would be nice and all, but I don't think I would enjoy people inside me...)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Taste the Lukas. (And no one in the school knew what hit them.)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
What Can Lukas Do For You. (That kinda sounds like a really awesome and really stupid counter-question at the same time.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
It Needn't Be Hell With Lukas. (That's deep man.)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Snap into a Lukas. (Well that would make the calling me a jerk thing go away.)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Is Lukas In You. (Wow... Just... Wow... Kinda feels like a pick-up line.)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
A Finger of Lukas is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat. (That will not leave a good impression.)

15. Your last words before you die...
Mum's Gone to Lukas. (Wait, what?)

16. Your message to a special someone..
Come to Lukas, and Let's Get It Done. (Quagmire mode engage?)

17. Title of this post will be..
The World's Lukas Marketplace. (OH COME ON!)

That was interesting and very wierd at the same time.